Thirty PhD Memes For The Grad Student Who's Checked The Eff Out

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    Text - Grace Mallon @GraceMallon3 PhD student, c.2020: Here's a limited argument I made based on years of specialized research. Hope it's OK O Philosopher dude, c.1770: Here are some Thoughts I had in the Bath. They constitute Universal & Self-Evident Laws of Nature. FIGHT ME. 6:02 AM · 2/3/20 · Twitter Web App 17.9K Retweets 104K Likes
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    Leg - Experimental methods section in my paper aHIPM under review
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    Text - my thesis supervisor| Q my thesis supervisor hates me Q my thesis supervisor Q my phd supervisor hates me Q my phd supervisor is bullying me Q my phd supervisor ignores me Q my phd supervisor thinks i'm stupid Q my phd supervisor Q my phd supervisor has a crush on me
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    Skin - Students during finals starter pack NESCAFE. ORIGINAL 3in Alarm set for 2 hours and 44 minutes from поw. Complete Coffee M Add alarm
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    Text - Peter Sheridan Dodds @peterdodds An escape room for academics: You have to finish your current paper. That's it. 3:32 PM · 2019-12-16 · Twitter for iPad
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    News - HIGH IMPACT PhD MEMES Me My thesis Good past research
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    Text - Matthew Hankins @mc_hankins ABSTRACT The effect of Y on X is real. МЕТНOD Questionable proxies for Y and X. RESULTS Fancy stuff involving tables, covariates. DISCUSSION Limitations: this study cannot in principle prove that Y affects X. CONCLUSION Totally does tho. 6:03 PM 2019-07-20 Twitter Web App
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    Text - THE ACADEMIC XMAS BINGO CHECK STATUS OF SUBMITTED WRITE REVIEWS PAPERS FAMILY MEMBER ASKS: DID YOU FIND ANYTING? RECEIVE GOOGLE SCHOLARS ALERTS THINK ABOUT NEW THEORY OVER XMAS DESSERT FAMILY MEMBER ASKS: "WHEN WILL YOU FIND A PERMANENT ASKED TO FIX THE COMPUTER THINK ABOUT PROOFREADING NEW PATTERN FOUND IN FOOD WORK ON A GRANT JOB?" CHECK STATUS OF SUBMITTED PAPERS (AGAIN) FAMILY MEMBER ASKS: "CAN YOU EXPLAIN ME AGAIN WHAT YOU DO?" CHECK STATUS OF SUBMITTED PAPERS (YES, AGAIN) DRAFT A NE
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    Cartoon - when you spend years working on a study only to become et al.
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    Text - Julia Burnham @juliarburnham I woke up in a cold sweat last night to create this content. I present: the Email Sign-off Alignment lawful good neutral good chaotic good Warmly, Best, Cheers, lawful neutral true neutral chaotic neutral Thanks, Sincerely, Sent from my iPhone lawful evil neutral evil chaotic evil Regards, Ciao, No sign-off 233K 1:56 PM - Aug 9, 2019
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    Text - Ph.D. candidate defended her dissertation wearing a skirt she made of rejection letters
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    Text - Bryan Gaensler @SciBry Research is spending 6 hours reading 35 papers, so you can write one sentence containing 2 references. 2018-04-26, 5:51 PM
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    Games - O Arite Thesis OR draw 25 UNO
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    Text - How to talk to a grad student over the holidays Instead of asking... Ask... What are your plans for after? I found some money. Would you like it? How is the thesis going? Would you like this free food? When will you be done? Literally any another question
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    Yoda - Me the first year of my PhD versus now:
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    White - Me *.2 seconds into studying* My brain: hocus pokus, you've now lost your focus
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    Cartoon - Lastauthor My job here is done. First author But you didn't do anything. HIGH IMPACT PhD MEMES CO
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    Text - Dave Nelson @nelson_lab I'm not a big fan of the commonly seen *, **, *** system for denoting p- values on graphs. Let's embrace 21st century symbology and do better: p<0.18 p< 0.05 p< 0.01 p<0.001 O p< 0.00000001 1:23 PM · 2019-09-11 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Cartoon - am i finishing my degree or is my degree finishing me
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    Text - Susanna L Harris @SusannaLHarris When talking to a grad student, try rephrasing your questions to get a more positive answer. How is writing going? -> Would you like a coffee? When are you graduating? -> Canl buy you a coffee? What will you do after? -> Want to see a picture of a dog? 5:04 PM · 2019-07-25 · Twitter Web App
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    Photo caption - Me asking Professors for a recommendation letter Ilam once again asking for your le support. imaflin com
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    Text - ppl are surprised when I tell them I get good grades while maintaining a job & having a social life, but anything is possible when you lie. SP
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    Text - Me during my last year of phd AHIPM under review Iam once again asking for your financial support.
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    Text - Michael Bench-Capon @MikeBenchCapon Broke: Publishing in journals Woke: Self-publishing on your website Bespoke: Leaving a storage unit full of incomprehensible handwritten notes for people to work through after you're dead 10:08 AM 2019-07-09 Twitter Web App
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    Land vehicle - If statistics programs/languages were cars. Excel SAS SPSS STATA
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    Text - Teal @just008080 "Invited talks" is nice to have on a CV, but have you considered naming the other section "Uninvited Talks"? It's 1) a power move, 2) insinuates you just ran into a room and shouted your results without warning, and 3) makes people look a little closer at your CV. 10:52 AM Feb 19, 2020 Twitter for iPhone
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    Adaptation - Mark Dalgleish @markdalgleish Me: "I'm really looking forward to the conference." Me at the conference: <>
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    Text - Shantz @aquabonner94 Just happy to be a part of something StudentDebtCrisis @DebtCrisisOrg 2d Today, the student debt crisis reached $1,644,193,760,855
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    Text - Her: He's probably thinking about other women... HIGH IMPACT PhD MEMES Him: Why did I start a PhD? What amI doing with my life?
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    Text - Results from group members SpETlmpk eisair MILLEVCTH NI epsilan praph. sosilon=03 AHIPM under review My results 40 30 20 10 3 4 Time

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